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- Taylor, Michigan
- Joined:
- 2/2/08
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Drugs? No thanks. Booze? Die in a fire. This is true. This is real. This is me. This is straight edge atheism at its finest.
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The lion roars with fury at injustice.
So too, shall the storm rule with fury at those who oppose its laws.
The offenders of the storm will weep with pain at the hammer of lightning, brought down by the Ruler of Storms.

Recent Game Medals
Used Flash
5 Points
Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
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Permanent Stat Boost
5 Points
Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
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Level 10
10 Points
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
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The Gang's All Here
25 Points
Find all of your missing party members.
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Digging Too Deep
25 Points
Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
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Used Cut
5 Points
Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
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Panty Thief
5 Points
Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
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Monster Hunter
10 Points
Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
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Water Conducts
5 Points
Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
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Zoology Student
10 Points
Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
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Total Medals Earned: 622 (From 103 different games.)